Episode 01: Temporary Players

[Sebastian - Voted Out 5th]

I'll post my three confessionals later on today, seriously though, I have a life. Friends to hang out with, classes to study for, homework to do and I don't have time to sit here and write THREE fucking confessionals every week, so ridiculous. So suck my dick. Anyways, it'll be up later tonight.

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2 ;D and they dont have to be HUGE a few sentences here or there will suffice sebastard <3

[Sebastian - Voted Out 5th]

This tribe is such a trainwreck it's pretty entertaining. I decided to put together my thoughts on each person in this tribe.

Brian: I've known him for a while but I don't think we've ever actually played in a game together, which is pretty weird but it's fun to have him in the cast. It's always nice to see a veteran and I know what the real Mertz is capable of while the rest of the game probably thinks he's some sort of angel, well guess what folks, he's not. I love his wit, humor and our overall relationship with each other, even though we're not super close I trust him for now and realize that all the attacks we make on each other is for fun because we get it and aren't offended. I'm interested to see how our relationship will develop as it gets farther into the game, but I definitely like and will be looking out for a fellow vet.

Deron: I've played with this person before and they confused the ever loving fucking out me, like who the fuck are you. I swear they're going through an identity crisis, I don't even know what to call 'them,' would the correct term be he/she or it? I don't fucking know. Anyways, I was ready to see them go first in the game because of the past games I've been in with them that we fought in 24/7 but I realized since I liked Sheri, and Deron loves Sheri, that keeping Deron could actually end up benefitting me. I'm sick talking about lipstick, nails, weaves and chicks with dicks though quite frankly, the shtick is getting old. And oh yeah, I don't give a fuck if you have tits, you have a dick too, tranny.

Joel: One of my minions. He's such an idiot, and he's probably the easiest person on the tribe to manipulate, maybe not in general, but I'm definitely the one telling him what to do for the rest of the game. Bank of it. He's not horribly boring but i feel as though he tries so hard to impress me with every answer he spits out, it's incredibly annoying, like be your own fucking person. Getting him to get on board with the vote was extremely easy as well, he's just a horrid proactive player, he lets people push him around which is both lame and awesome because I'm ready to use that extra vote for the rest of the game. Sebownage is making Joel his bitch.

Johnna: Grab me a fucking dictionary, turn the page to 'white trash' and this bitch will be front and center with a respective definition. She is horrible, I can't stand her. Supposedly she is like really good friends with Noah, I don't know how the fuck she is, but whatever. Anyways, she is a horrible conversationalist and our conversations are pretty annoying and one-sided. I don't try with her but she tries so hard to communicate with me, so much I want to tell the bitch to shut the fuck up for a while. Not only does she ask me a million questions a day about weird shit, she always talks about her appearance like its something special, I want to vomit everywhere. Watch her flip the fuck out when Noah leaves, she'll resort to flashing them saggy titties to gain favor, vomit.

Joshua: Boring as fuck, and why does your screenname involved the name "Miles" if thats not even your fucking name, like get real son. He's pretty boring to speak with, I just like stroking his ego because I know he has to be a loser in real life with no job or anything, and hearing praises about you in an online game gets you far in life so I might as well make his days better. Getting him to flip was pretty easy too and I feel as though I can continue feeding him bullshit, and he'll keep eating it up, so much that I can make him one of my bitches. You can never have too many bitches in a game. But seriously, get a personality!

Noah: I don't know what to say about him really other than he was trying to play too hard, too fast. Ronnie, anyone? Seriously like chill the fuck out next time when trying to make moves, or gaining "favor" with people because you sucked at it this game. Don't call people up before the game starts and talk shit about me because it will get back to me, and don't feel as though you're so badass that you can get away with making deals with everyone. It's not going to happen, people talk, idiot. Plus you bragging about your connections on the other tribe didn't help you either, now did it. You going first is going to be fucking awesome and shocking to some people. You can place all the blame on me and Sheri. Shocker.

Sheri: Oh look, someone I actually like. Shocker. Seriously though I love this girl, she seems like a boring player at first but once you really get to know her you begin to appreciate her. The reason the first round is even going down like this because of me and her both. We get along so well and she pretty much opened up to me about what Noah said about me before the game started which was nice, and it also made me put more trust in her. Now of course she could have just told me all of this because she wanted Deron to stay but I doubt it because I don't think she'd put her neck on the chopping block to save someone else, and she was fine with Deron going until I pestered her about for sure booting Noah.

Tommy: A possible minion. He's such a weirdo though, you can totally tell he's one of those anime loving freaks that are just extremely fucking awkward and have next to no social skills in real life or on here, which is pretty sad. Getting him to flip and vote Noah was extremely easy as well, which pretty much tells me all he cares about in this game is that it's not going to be him. I'm working hard on him feeling comfortable with me because I could always use these extra votes when the other tribe pretty much despises me. I was the person to tell him all about the Noah vote so I think that gained a little trust out of him.

Sebownage is coming.

[Sebastian - Voted Out 5th]

I would also like to point out how witty my voting parchment was. I just told Sheri "Noah" Redemption 4 u, and she's using it on her parchment. Fuck yes.