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Post by Kelman - Voted Out 11th on Sept 29, 2011 11:05:26 GMT -5
When I first saw this board, I thought the logo said "Faroe Islands: Land of the Virgins". I immediately logged off because I no longer was qualified to apply. Fortunately for all you people out there, I came back and saw my mistake, and promptly applied. And now you get to be graced by me, Mr. Josh Kelman the 4th. Or as I like to call myself, Kelman. He thinks he's hot shit? My godlike abilities will make him look like a fuckin stick. No, not THAT fuckin stick, Eliza.... That pansy ass mofo Jay didn't even know I was on his tribe. I honestly think the majority of my tribe are dumbasses. Sharonica- What the fuck name is that? Not to be racist or anything, but black girls have the craziest names. Fa'nay-nay, Rohandra, Bon'Quisha. Now we add Sharonica to that list. Dear god... Dantz- I don't really like him. But he seems very social, so I have to pretend I like him. He has that fierce attitude a lot of gay black guys have. *barfs* Tony- Actually seems like a solid dude. Pretty down to earth. Drew- His profile picture is a tad disarming for me, but once I talked to him I found out he's pretty chill. We've had nice talks but I'm sure he has with everyone. Hopefully he can come into play to help me out sometime down the road. Gibson- Seems a tad bland. Although we both have a personal connection because we have to use our last names as identifiers. Any bullshit reason to make an alliance works for me I'll update more after my class, just thought I'd establish my confessional and such...
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Post by Kelman - Voted Out 11th on Sept 30, 2011 7:46:13 GMT -5
Part 2 of Kelman's tribe introduction... Ryan- He's a really chill guy, and he actually might be the one I'd like to set something long term up with. He's the brawn and I'm the brain. Britti- Here's where things get interesting. Bringing back a former castaway, especially one of Britti's caliber is always something interesting. They clearly know what strategies work and don't work in this game. What I'd like to do, at least halfway into this game, is just ride on her back like a fuckin cowboy. Overall, my strategy is to stay low and let the personalities take charge. I'm the youngest kid out here, and I want these old geizers to underestimate me. They won't have ANY clue bout the shit im thinkin up in this here confessional. Then, when the time is right, I'll spring into action. Hold onto your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
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