Episode 10: Believe Me, I'm Lying

[Drew]

WHY SO SERIOUS!?

DAY 29

So in the spirit of Halloween this weekend, I'd thought I would decorate my confessional with pictures from this weekend. I still have on more night to go out as the Joker tomorrow, and on actual Halloween I will be Robin Hood for work. More pictures soon to follow hopefully.

A lot has happened these fast few days, I will recap tomorrow when I am not dead tired. Stay tuned.

[Drew]

EVERYONE WANTS TO PLAY WITH THE JOKER

DAY 30

Okay, Drew has a problem. Well I guess people woulnd't think I have a problem, since I am probably in the best spot in the game right now, along side Brittany.

I guess everyone wants to align with us - who could blame them?

I am in the Final Six - HOLLA! But everyone left in this game is aligned or has a deal with me. So folks, I am going to have to crush dreams and break hearts. Because I can't make everyone happy... this is a game and in the end, the only person that you can help - is yourself. I'm going to piss someone off, I just have to piss the right people off, because if I don't, then I would have a very bitter jury and that might cost me the game.

Since Day 1 I have been tight with Ryan. Him and I clicked from the very start, and he was the first person I aligned with. We later added Brittany and agreed on a Final 3 deal. Now you'd think that I would be dead set on sticking with that deal, because I am a man of my word, but I have run into some problems with that deal.

1. He has been a strong force within this game. He will be really hard to beat in the finals.

2. Kalsoy thinks that most of Skorin has following him "blindley throughout this whole game. I guess since they gave up on the whole "this game is rigged" scheme (Seriously folks, that was ridiculous) they now have assumed we are just mindless followers doing whatever he wants. So if I take him to the finals, they basically said they will automatically vote for him to win.

3. And lately Ryan and I havn't been speaking... well especially not about the game. Since merge I have spoken more game to Brittany and Tony... and even Sheri/Brian. So... I don't know where his head is at.

I secretly wished that he would have lost the duel, and Tony would have stayed, as cowardly as that sounds. Because it would have easier to betray Tony than Ryan - since I didn't get close with Tony till later.

It sucks because if I do vote Ryan out, he probably won't talk to me again and hold a grudge. But I have to keep reminding myself that this is a game - and I came here to win. And people should see this as a game, not anything personal, so if they are truely my friend, it won't matter after this is all said and done.

Whatever I decide, I have to make sure Brittany is cool with it because I won't switch unless she does.

[Drew]

DR. FORESKIN IS IN THA HOUSE

Anywho, Brittany and I were invited into the Foreskin alliance with Sheri and Brian. Yes, you heard correctly. FORESKIN alliance. Apparently during the chat all we could talk about was the penis, so the name is only fitting. Plus this is Brian we are talking about, who obviously came up with the name. He is a crazy fuck, and I love that about him.

It's great that Sheri and Brian want to align with us to take out Brian and Jared.

So now as it stands the game is divided up into three pairs.

BRAIN/SHERI vs RYAN/JARED with ME/BRITTI in the middle.

We are in a good spot, it's true but to be honest I don't think its a good idea to bring Sheri and Brian to the final 4. And I don't believe it that they fully intend on taking us to the final 4 as well, if they were smart of course.

Because if you think about it, it will be two pairs against each other. It makes the most sense for me if you had a pair against two other people who aren't that tight.

Let's get into some examples, as you all are probably aware that I love examples. Fucking examples rock.

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[Example #1] <- best in my opinion.

Let's say that Brittany and I joined forces with Sheri and Brian this tribal council to take out Ryan. It wouldn't be smart to take out Jared the next time rather than to split up a couple. So it would be best to take out either Sheri or Brian.

And then the final 4 would be Brittany and myself, Jared and one of either Brian and Sheri. Then Jared and Brian/Sheri would then attach themselves to mine and Brittany's assholes to beg us to take them to the final 3, since we hold 2 votes.

So here I think Brittany and I have the best shot at making it to the finals.

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[Example #2] <- This is if we decide to go to a final 4 with Sheri and Brian. Not a good idea in my opinion.

Let's say that we are full speed ahead with the newly formed Foreskin alliance. And by the way, you can call me DR. FORESKIN. Muhaha. Anyways, we all vote together to take out Ryan. BAM! Then take out Jared. BAM!

Well then we have two pairs against eachother, and I don't beleive that Brittany would turn against me - we would then have to bank on either Brian or Sheri turning against each other, and I am not sure how tight they are.

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[EXAMPLE #3] <- this is if we say fuck the foreskin and go all Skorin to the final 4.

This would be a better circumstance then a final 4 with Sheri and Brian I beleive. But it could also be very tricky, since I can see it working out many ways.

I think we would all try to take Jared to the finals because in no way in hell he is winning, so I don't know what would exactly happen in that scenario.

[Drew]

So this next tribal council will be huge. Also this upcoming immunity is huge. I may actually, for the first time since merge, might try to win immunity. Hell we are in the final fucking six and it's every man - woman - thing for themselves. Time to get greedy, plus I don't think Brittany will be in danger this vote anyways. Sheri and Brian will gun for Ryan, and Ryan and Jared will try to take out the remaining Kalsoy.

[Drew]

Brian's plan to ensure one of the Foreskin's Alliance members win immunity...

Alright, I talked with Sheri and came up with a plan that guarantees one of us to win. Basically whoever gets the 4th highest, wins immunity. So our goal is to get the top three scores.

The way we do that is for Britt, Sheri and you to not submit. That way you will get 500 for yourself. Then I will divide my money against you three, so you three will have the top scores.

That way there would be no way for them to beat those scores. They'd have to divide up their money, but it would have to be perfect.

So to summarize: BRITT, SHERI and YOU will do absolutely NOTHING. Do NOT submit lists. it gives you an automatic 500.

I will be submitting
Brian: 3
Jay: 1
Ryan: 1
Sheri: 165
Brit: 165
Drew: 165

So in total it'd be
Brian 1
Jay 1
Ryan 1
Sheri 664
Brit 666
Drew 667

(Doing the random numbers between you two so there won't be a tie)

I will talk it over with Brit first, but I might go along with the plan. If Brian is going to do what he says he will do - that might put me in a good spot to win immunity, because I have a feeling that Jared and Ryan will give Sheri a lot so it might be down to me and Britti. If Britti wins though then the decision will souley rest on my hands and then that means I will get all the blame if I was to turn against Ryan and Jared. Because I will be the deciding vote, due to Britti not being able to vote. I guess you have to get your hands bloody if you derserve to be in the finals. I am not afraid to do so, I just need to do it at the right time.

The more I think about it, the more right now it makes sense to take Ryan out, though it sucks because I am close friends with him. I still need to think about this, because this is huge. I just don't want to regret this decision, thats the last thing I want. No regrets, I just want to play. I think that if I was just go along with Ryan to the finals, people's arguement of why I shouldn't win might be that I was his shadow during the game, so I kind of want to break away from that view. Because it's not true, I make the moves I make to benifit myself, its just that his and my moves so far have benifited both of us nicely.

I want to make a move that will change this game, so I can say in the finals, that I got there on my own accord, and not dragged along.

[Drew]

Britti's message to me after the challenge....

Heyyy

I'm not really comfortable with Brians plan. I have to participate in the challenge and I think we should go ahead with getting Sheri or Brian out this round. I did some thinking and asking around and I think Brian was trying to fuck with me the round Kelman left, telling me that you and tony and ryan all wanted me out, trying to convince me to flip. I think that we need to separate brian and sheri regardless, and maybe we can use who ever is left next round?

Message from Brian...

Not sure if it was a coincidence or not that Britts money dividing was similar to Ryan's, but regardless, just wanted to shed some light if he's trying to make a deal with you guys. He may say that he's wanting to take you to the finals, like everyone else, but there's no way he'd take you. Jay is his ultimate goat since nobody likes him, and he would never give him up for both of you. Right now, he's in desperate mode and will do and say anything to get anyone to work with him.

Just today he messaged Sheri and I saying he wanted to start working more with us. And he also was saying how him and I should prob get in an alliance. Anything he's saying is desperate. He's not giving up Jay, I know that for sure. Which means he's leading all four of us to believe he's going to take one of us to the finals. That's what he did with Kelman and Tony, and look where they're at.

I'll give you my 100% word that if we do get to F4 like we agreed, I'd keep both Britt and you. Unlike Ryan, I've never lied. I've never made an agreement I couldn't keep. I also went out of my way to save Brit last round to get Kelman to vote Tony instead of her so in case it was the two highest vote getters, it wouldn't be her.

I could be just assuming it all and everything is hunky dorty, but just wanted to give you a heads up. Haven't heard from you guys so felt I needed to PM you. Let me know.