Post by Kelman - Voted Out 11th on Oct 14, 2011 20:21:51 GMT -5
Why HELLO there...long time no see.
You know why I love writing in my confessional? I mean, besides the fact that this is basically my way of keeping sane due to the complete stupidity of my fellow cast members. It's for people like you who care enough to see what a devious bastard like myself will write about people.
To your fortune, this confessional will actually have a decent amount of gameplay talked about. It's a miracle, I know.
So for once, Skorins will have to eat Skorins. And you know who Kelman wants out this round?
This motherfucker
Once little stipulation, though. The rest of the "dominating" members of the tribe (everyone except Jared ("I'm a god") and Dantz ("I'm fierce and fabulous")) want Dantz out.
So you may ask yourself, how will Kelman get Jared out? Well, it all starts with planting a little seed in everyone's head that Dantz could have found an idol at exile. Do i think he actually has an idol? Not a chance. But I don't need to convince myself he does, I have to convince the other dumb fuckers on the team he does.
I tell people to split the vote, 3 on dantz, 2 on jared, and have the two guys vote for each other. That would make the vote 4-3 on dantz. Now, I nominate myself as one of the people voting Dantz. Then, I "accidentally" vote Jared instead, ousting him in a 4-3 vote.
Why would I do this? Because since the beginning I've known I can't go to the finals with any of the "dominating" people on the tribe, since they are all pretty much challenge whores. They all need to leave ASAP. By taking jared out now, I can easily convince dantz to work with myself and the remaining Kalysoyians at merge. I haven't confirmed with anyone from Kalsoy they'd be willing to do this, but why wouldn't they?
A small stipulation now is that no1 really believes Dantz can have an idol. I have 24 hours to get that done. Hopefully step 1 of Kelman's ascention to glory can fall into place this vote
Hehe
You know why I love writing in my confessional? I mean, besides the fact that this is basically my way of keeping sane due to the complete stupidity of my fellow cast members. It's for people like you who care enough to see what a devious bastard like myself will write about people.
To your fortune, this confessional will actually have a decent amount of gameplay talked about. It's a miracle, I know.
So for once, Skorins will have to eat Skorins. And you know who Kelman wants out this round?
This motherfucker
Once little stipulation, though. The rest of the "dominating" members of the tribe (everyone except Jared ("I'm a god") and Dantz ("I'm fierce and fabulous")) want Dantz out.
So you may ask yourself, how will Kelman get Jared out? Well, it all starts with planting a little seed in everyone's head that Dantz could have found an idol at exile. Do i think he actually has an idol? Not a chance. But I don't need to convince myself he does, I have to convince the other dumb fuckers on the team he does.
I tell people to split the vote, 3 on dantz, 2 on jared, and have the two guys vote for each other. That would make the vote 4-3 on dantz. Now, I nominate myself as one of the people voting Dantz. Then, I "accidentally" vote Jared instead, ousting him in a 4-3 vote.
Why would I do this? Because since the beginning I've known I can't go to the finals with any of the "dominating" people on the tribe, since they are all pretty much challenge whores. They all need to leave ASAP. By taking jared out now, I can easily convince dantz to work with myself and the remaining Kalysoyians at merge. I haven't confirmed with anyone from Kalsoy they'd be willing to do this, but why wouldn't they?
A small stipulation now is that no1 really believes Dantz can have an idol. I have 24 hours to get that done. Hopefully step 1 of Kelman's ascention to glory can fall into place this vote
Hehe