Episode 5: You Dug Your Own Grave, Now Lie in It

[Drew]

WE WIN SOME, WE THROW SOME

DAY 13

Ok for the record I would just like to state that I for one didn’t know we were actually going to throw the challenge. I knew there were talks before the challenge, that we might throw it to get rid of Joshua and get back Dantz on our tribe. So I was out of the loop during the “searching” of the flags because I was at work. It didn’t surprise me that both tribes we throwing the challenge, but it was funny as hell LOL. It would have probably been a fun challenge though if people weren’t throwing it.

Ryan, the sneaky bugger he is, quickly posted to unlock Kalsoy’s thread to start our time and then spam our tribal thread so nobody would notice that our time had started. He then gave Sharonica clues to help find our flag but it still took her apparently 13 minutes to still find the darn thing. LOL

Anyways when I came back from work I was so confused to why the hell we lost, when we had like 800 posts to their pathetic 40. Ryan then fills me in and says we had to throw it, because Kalsoy was doing the same. And even though I HATE throwing challenge, I agreed that was the best option. Kalsoy was throwing the challenge as well, and we didn’t want to cater to their needs and help them take out an old Skorin and protect Joshua.

I found it HILARIOUS that not only can Kalsoy not win a challenge, but they can’t even throw a challenge to save their lives. LMAO

Kalsoy is quickly becoming the worst tribe is iSurv1vor history if they keep this up. Maybe that’s their goal? Who knows...

Anywho, Joshua was an easy boot at a predictable tribal. It was weird being there for the first time in 12 days, but it felt like the game had actually begun because we finally got some blood on our hands. And the little drama between Britti and Joshua was entertaining when he tried to throw her under a bus to save his own skin. He dug his own grave actually, and now he must lie in it. But now we got Dantz back and he seems like he is happy to be back, so Skorin right now is looking pretty solid.

Oh and I guess Sebastian got booted by production? What a waste, I know you guys probably casted him because he is known to “cause drama”, but honestly this game is better without him.

Sheri stated in one of their posts saying “Skorin’s egos are as big as the Titanic.” Well Sheri dear, if you don’t put some icebergs in front of us we are gonna keep on going full speed ahead!

[Drew]

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!

DAY 14

*Dances*

Ya'll know it's catchy.

The challenge is coming nicely from the Skorin side, and I'm pretty confident that we have a decent shot at winning again. I know there is a chance that Kalsoy could pull something out of their ass so I am not getting my hopes up too soon. I volunteered to sit out on this one (because I had to work late tonight) and I'm glad I did because I can't rhyme or be bop or anything like that, sooooo..... this is the perfect opportunity to sit one out.

I am really impressed with Tony's work so far. He made that YouTube video for like Skorin's "introduction" of Kalsoy's roast and I think it fits our personalities really well. Tony really stepped up and he for sure made up in my eyes from his recent lack of confessionals previously. Him and I had a good chat tonight, and we confirmed to each other that we have each others backs, and we both know who the strong players are for this tribe. With us being two of them.

All and all, I guess I have nothing left to do than to socialize, wait and hopefully get another immunity challenge....

Oh, and of course, I am going to "WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH, WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH".

Oh and your YouTube tribal council videos kinda got me thinking that I should do a YouTube confessional some time... I gots me a web cam so it shouldn't be that hard right? Hmmm, we shall see. I might talk too much though.

[Drew]

INFAMOUS ROAST

DAY 15

Wow, I honesty have no idea how we pulled that win off. In previous challenges, I have been fairly confident that we would come out on top but this time I had a feeling that we would be going right back to tribal council.

Jared once again almost fucked Skorin over with his “infamous” roast. It was unbearable to watch; I applaud anyone who was able to stomach the whole thing. The judges, as expected, were harsh and completely slammed Jared’s video. It has gotten to the point now where I feel embarrassed to be associated with him. The Alumni see him as a joke, and I know Skorin has a great track record so far, but still… winning this time wasn’t really worth the embarrassment. Ugh.

And I know for a fact that I have to put up with him until the merge because both Ryan and Tony have said that we can use him for a vote. And they do have a point, game-wise it’s not smart yet to dispose of him while we can use him to our advantage. But honestly, this is not good for my sanity. I have gotten to the point where I can’t read any of his posts now and I am literally trying to avoid him on AIM. Because I know if he catches me on a bad day I am going to lose it, and go off on him like there is no tomorrow. And for his sake, I hope that doesn’t happen because I have a lot boiling inside of me that I could do some serious damage. I just pray that I can keep putting on the happy face till it’s finally time to throw out the trash. Oh what a glorious day that will be.

So right now I just see Jared as this – a walking dumb fuck vote. That’s all he is good for.

But I would like to thank Sheri for this image she created, because this totally made my day as it made me giggle. A lot.

So Kalsoy is heading back to tribal council, but we all know that an original Skorin will get the boot. Either Gibson or Sharonica will be voted off… most likely Sharonica because she was the one who sabotaged the flag challenge last round. She will be missed.

It will be very interesting if Skorin has to go to tribal again before merge. I have been chatting with members of my tribe to see who wants who out. And from the information I have gathered it looks like this…

- Tony wants Kelman to go first if we go to TC before merge.

- Brittany wants Kelman out. He has rubbed her the wrong way too many times she said.

- Ryan wants Dantz out because he heard that Dantz wants him out.

- It’s rumored that Dantz wants Ryan out. Therefore there is a chance he wants me out as well.

- I personally want Jared out but no way in hell is that going to happen soon.

- According to Dantz, Jared wants Tony out for some strange reason.

- Jared apparently wants a F4 deal with him, Dantz, myself and Ryan. <-- WTF?

- Who knows what Kelman wants, I think he will go with whoever Ryan wants out.

So yeah right now it looks like a cluster fuck and tribal will be fun if we ever go.

It makes me nervous that Dantz is telling Tony all this information. They probably have some sort of deal going on, or it's just Dantz trying to kiss Tony's ass. Either way, it might cause some friction between Tony and Ryan if we do go to tribal. Because Ryan wants Dantz out, and Tony might try to protect Dantz because he is getting a lot of info from him. DRAMA ALERT!