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Post by Kelman - Voted Out 11th on Oct 1, 2011 20:33:41 GMT -5
I think our has some functionality issues. And by our tribe, I mean mainly Sharonica and Jay.
I can admit that just about everyone on the team has their quirks (except myself of course, gods can't have quirks). But these two just make me want to laugh and cry at the same time.
This isn't one of those crying laughs where your going so hard tears start welling up. This is one of those "how the fuck are you still alive, your so stupid..." crying laughs.
Sharonica, while having what might be the most retarded name in ORG history, is actually proving that names actually DO represent how you are as a person. I'm pretty sure I can't call a black chick a dumb blonde, so whatever the African American version of a dumb blonde is, that would be our friend.
Jay is finding MANY ways to annoy me. And i can't be the only one who feels this way. I haven't brought it up with anyone, but there is no way others can't agree. Hell, the dude has -4 karma after just one round of play.
Kelman= godlike Jay=sewer rat
If we had to lose this challenge (which I damn sure don't wanna), barring any Loki Scroll black magic, I'm positive one of those two will leave. But who knows, Jay might pull a rabbit out of his ass and me demigodlike in the challenge. Just remember he can't do anything to get on my level. Well, sucking my cock would get him there, but he's a dude so it's impossible.
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Post by Kelman - Voted Out 11th on Oct 2, 2011 21:11:31 GMT -5
SO Dantz is channeling his inner Sem-whore (or as the rest of America knows her as, Semhar from Survivor south pacific), posting a nice little poem.
What the hell is wrong with this tribe? We are like fuckin Casaya, so good at challenge but our personalities are off the wall!
If I actually had to equate people to the Casaya members, it would look like this...
Me=Shane I know I'm a crazy bastard, which is more than Shane knew about himself, but hey, someone has to entertain with their rock blackberry.
Dantz= Courtney- What a twisted bitch
Jay= Bob Dawg- Both douches, both think they are the best thing since sliced bread (which we all know is actually me)
Britti= Danielle- Both are chicks, and useless. But being a chick by definition means you are useless. Except for making sandwichs and sex.
Ryan= Aras Both seem to be a magnetic force keeping the team together. Possibly the only sane dude on the squad.
Drew= Cirie. Very social and knows how to make conversations with people.
Gibson= Bruce. He can't take a shit
Sharonica= Melinds...who?
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Post by Kelman - Voted Out 11th on Oct 3, 2011 6:02:21 GMT -5
Any chance that fat-ass black girl dancing at the end of Dantz's retarded Juno post in the general thread is, in actuality, himself? Shocker....
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